If you know what I know, you don't wanna step to this

I know some badass women, some sweet Southern girls who aren't going to take shit off of anybody. Perfect example: Friday night, after a great dinner and a couple of bottles of wine at Tango Sur, Dutch, Mame (our friend from Athens up for the weekend) and I headed back to Dutch's place for a few more drinks. It was slow going getting back (even in a cab), with the six inches of snow on the ground and all, but we eventually made it. The cab pulled up in front of Dutch's building and almost immediately, some dipshit in an SUV pulled right up behind us and honked his horn, even though there's room to go around us. I got out of the cab (leaving the ladies to settle up with the driver), threw my hands up at the guy in a "what the fuck" sort of way and then stumbled over to the building. The guy kept honking his damn horn. Well, Mame finally got sick of it. She popped out of the cab and shouted at the guy "Hey, why don't you shut the fuck up?" Mr. Dick Face was not really prepared for this. He was hoping to impress the giggling bitches sitting in the back of his Pathfinder by being an asshole to some people in a cab. He did not expect any repercussions. After a few seconds he recovered with a witty "Why don't you shut the fuck up" and started his honking again. This is when Dutch reached her limit. After telling this douche bag to calm the fuck down a couple of times with no luck, she walked in front of car and threw the bag of her leftovers at his windshield, punctuating it with another "Calm the fuck down", and turned around and walked towards her building. This really left King Ass Hat speechless. For about five seconds he had nothing to say. When words finally did return to him, the best he could muster was a pitiful "You forgot your bag, bag lady", which he shouted as he pulled around the still parked cab. The whole scene was one of the most amazing things I've ever witnessed. These are the ladies I roll with. They are awesome. To paraphrase the Wu:

If you got beef then bring the ruckus
Cause Dutch and Mame and nothin' to fuck with.

You've been warned.